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                                The Lawyer and the Woman
                            
                                Rhyming Couplet Ideas 
                            by inspiremetowrite
        

See the frightening of the lawyer,
I think he's angry at the swoyer.

He finds it hard to see the cow,
Overshadowed by the afraid shough.

Who is that running near the chocolate?
I think she'd like to eat the auklet.

She is but a heavy woman,
Admired as she sits upon a saleswoman.

Her funny car is just an alligator,
It needs no gas, it runs on oscillator.

She's not alone she brings a fly,
a pet panda, and lots of bely.

The panda likes to chase a rat,
Especially one that's in the bureaucrat.

The lawyer shudders at the superb snail
He want to leave but she wants the ale.