​ Hello Mr. Bachelor Version 1.0

Hellooooooo Mr. Bachelor?,

how is the weather you are 'Pirating'?,
have you ever glanced through before 'Gyrating'?,

who is the new spinster on your' Radder'?,
she must be a maga you may climb like 'Ladder',

I'm hoping the sky stays the 'Same',
for you're a canine it truly is now not 'Ashamed',

they informed me you have a brand new 'Internet',
and it's referred to as the blue 'Spinsters-internet',

as you maintain swimming in their pool of 'Life',
you never notion of selecting a 'Wife',

since you declare to have the 'Swags',
and proclaims to be the 'Brag',

for it is hightime to procure 'Married',
your old kiths are too 'Worried'