Hee hee....and very late getting back. You would have loved my mother's peas then. Take them out of the can, then boil the stuffin's out of them to kill all those 'botchuloids'. Don't think she even knew what those really were. But sounds like we would have fit right in across the pond. Do you over-boil yours today, to have your mushy peas?
I have to finish this some day...but I love your guesses. Especially the paper folder. Afraid my world was just not quite as exciting as the DDA mind.