Yes, beyond viral. It's a complete overhaul of X/Twitter. Why? Because I'm tired of even thinking the name 'Twitter' or hearing someone say 'Tweet' or 'Retweet'. You bought a great platform, but all you've really done is reskin it and drop a few walls.

I'm here to make it (X) a new monster that will crush #facebook. Mutilate #Instagram. Befuddle #TikTok. Because fuck those asshats. I'll even pay it forward and do it for free. I do this in the hopes that the genius of it all will be seen (mostly the genius behind it) and yes, go beyond viral.

The Fuck You Talking About Witty?

This is the way. Moving forward, I will (and soon, so will everyone else) be calling 'tweets' - '#XAMPS'. Pronounced - stamps. I created a new word, you'll see it recognized by Merriam-Webster, Cambridge and Oxford in a few years.

It has virtually perfect marketability and now seeing this, all of you know that it cannot be ignored. It falls in line beautifully with the phenomenal 'X-Factor' that you (Elon Musk) keep bringing to the table. Oh, btw, where's my plate?

I've thought this out pretty well, because a stamp is so ideal for X. When you send a letter or greeting card via the snail mail process, you put a stamp on it. Now, on X, you can create a post and #XAMP it to the platform. You gave your post a #XAMP of approval, and sent it into the multiverse.

Stop 'retweeting', because now, they can be #REXAMPT. Do you have a brand new product or service? Create a #XAMPEDE by having your followers #REXAMP your post. They can even be double or triple #XAMPT when other people do the same thing!

I hope my xample is clear. This post will be pinned on my X profile for all to see. I will #XAMP it on there regularly and this will be a fire where they discover the source. You're welcome. Now let's talk, for real. I have other ideas, bet.

In closing, I just wanted to say that if anyone out there reading this does need a few ideas, I am happy to work with you. You can reach me on most of those cybercities listed below. #stayunderground #thehustleisreal #getdecentralized and of course - REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, regardless what giants I encounter.