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You obviously missed the part about them potentially carrying leprosy. ;)

Whatever... LOL!
Leprosy, shmeprosy!
It'd be worth it.
;)

Only cost you and arm and a leg, right?

What's an arm and a leg when you could hug that lizardy weirdness!!?
And kiss it on its little weird snout?

I suppose you have 2 arms so could hug it with the one that remains.

Absolutely!! It would be bliss...

Really, really weird indeed!