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lol! I like smileys I just don't think about using them for some reason. lol. But beer makes me smile!

!BEER makes many people smile, butnot their wifes ;)

Don't most of the wives drink beer also?

Yes, but most don't drink as much as their husbands, because one brain of two should work ;) lol
!BEER

I think that is true, generally they have more self control for some reason!

Most have more self control, that's right, and some behave like men, but they are a minority, I think.
!BEER

I hope that the ones behaving like men are a tiny minority! men are bad enough, we don't need women acting like men too!