Omg! I have to say I was buying it at the first pictures, hahaha! Great post man, and the added text was just perfect.
"I would love to get my hands on the tears of Donald Trump" ☜(˚▽˚)☞
I've heard tear sizes are proportionate to hands so you might need a better microscope for that, but then again you'll have a lot more samples!
OMG I had to laugh about your last sentence hahaha! Wel I can go up to 1500X enlargement and these are about 100X so maybe we are lucky ;)