...and not one butterfly spoke the whole afternoon.
Yeah, that's because butterflies can't talk. I bet you guys looked pretty silly out there trying to listen to them. I'm surprised you're not in the loony bin right now.
At least he listens and doesn't flit around
Wait a minute...
Your cat doesn't flit? How disappointing! Is it too late to get a refund?
Well, I forgot to say he talks - he's a Muse Cat - I wrote a lot of stories about him lol