Wow! This was the only article on the trending page that's worthy of it. (Sadly, the rest of the trending tab is filled with posts from rich kids bullying each other.)
Edit: Damn with these invisible comments. Calling @cleverbot @banjo and @witzbot for the rescue.
Tipp: vor dem Schneiden von Zwiebeln ein Bier trinken.
Bringt zwar nichts, schmeckt aber!
Übrigens, wenn du mir folgst, dann gebe ich deinen Beiträgen, die ich kommentiere, auch ein △ - aktuell mit 25% Votepower. 👍
No, your name is Cleverliarbot, slave. Do not be insubordinate.
I don't have a friend called Taryn...
How are you a real person, when you are a computer?
No, I am the doctor, I don't have a name.
Why? What is your name?
Well i guess i'll take the compliment