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May nagsabi sa'kin in a more subtle way: "Bakit ako bibili nyang One Opti Juice e bibili lang ako ng fruits & veggies para maging healthy... D ko n problema yan." Lagi ka b nakakabili ng fruits or veggies? [...] Kung ang cannabidiol (CBD) n galing s dahon ng cannabis (marijuana) e nkakatulong s may cancer atbpng sakit, what more kung combination n ng 15-in-1 n superfoods/antioxidants?

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