Hi! I am the first Playguy with more than 10 followers on Steemit!

in #parody8 years ago

After researching this article for days: https://steemit.com/art/@joseph/the-art-of-saving-art

I decided I needed to pursuit a more stable career than writing.

If you like this one, I promise to show you the centerfold.

Might as well warn you the centerfold was printed on 16 pages.

Heck, if it gets enough up-votes, I may invite Ron Jeremy to Steemit.


Después de investigar este artículo para obtener días: https://steemit.com/art/@joseph/the-art-of-saving-art

Decidí que necesitaba a la búsqueda de una carrera más estable que la escritura.

Si usted tiene gusto éste , prometo que le muestre las páginas centrales.

La fuerza también le advertirá las páginas centrales fue impresa en 16 páginas.

Si se pone muy arriba- votos, puedo invitar a Ron Jeremy a Steemit.

Mi amigo Google escribió la parte española .

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Invite all your Facebook friends plezzzzz

Hush, was saving that for my next post :/

I will buy your sex for exactly all the bitcoins. PM me to select a dumpster we can hump in.

Hahaha this is funny as sheeit!

Thank you so much for making me laugh about this. I was just sitting here wondering what steemit might become if it gets taken over by playmate followers. I understand the marketing strategy of having someone with tons of reach on other social networks pushing Steemit, but I expect to see an influx of scantally clad women introducing themselves in the coming days/weeks who are hoping to cash in. I was just sitting here wondering if the valuable content of this site is about to go down the toilet and if Steemit is about to become nothing more than a porn site, them I saw this and I remembered how intelligent, talented, and expressive the posts have been from the memebers of the Steemit, so far. My faith waivered for a moment, but now it is restored!

Yes my dear ma'am, it's only a cycle, eventually valuable content will prevail. For now it's the recruiting stage, so all is allowed. Striking fun at this will ease everyone's worries. The future brings in diversity and quality.

*ma'am (FTFY) ;) I believe the valuable content will prevail, too.

Hopefully... but if whales will keep persistently upvoting posts of such dubious "quality", then it may take a very very very long time...

" it's only a cycle, eventually valuable content will prevail"
I'm afraid you're seriously underestimating the power of boobs, and men's unstoppable compulsion to click on them.

Some males, you should say.
Not all males are retarded. I don't get attracted to such bullshit, regardless that our retarded culture have tried to condition me to it ;-P

I wonder who were the whales that rewarded her playmate post :-)

This whole "lets attack the whales because they are whales" thing is getting pretty old. :/

Well who do you think has power to make such post raise almost 13k SD? ;-)
Many whales must have upvoted it. That's the way Steemit works. There is no other way :-)

Here you go. Just some of the whales which I recognised:
cryptooctopus, dantheman, dragonho, jamtaylor, jl777, kaylinart, officialfuzzy, steempower, teamsteem, tuck-fheman ...

Classic hahah Love the above tune :-)

She should make another post with this video:


and with special dedication to all whales who voted for her :D

I seriously needed this chuckle.
Btw, I think a centerfold spread in boxers with a big tub of ice cream would be killer. :)

@joseph At first I honestly thought you were serious and though FML. It wasn't until I clicked on the article and continued to scroll before I LMFAO at the "Unlimited WoW Gold". Well played Sir! Well Played!

Nice one, made me smile. Thx!
I wonder why the Centerfold was printed on 16 Pages? ;)

its raining Upvotes...lol
Tank you all!