Landscaping can allow you to be wildly inappropriate about bushes, and there's a high probability that more than one stay-at-home wife will 'accidentally' show you theirs. Plus, you won't have to give up weed to work as a landscaper.

Hormone Depot... that's some funny shit right there! My local store goes against this policy though, and only hires people guaranteed to reduce the level of hormones in the aisles. It works, because it reduces the number of customers in the aisles. Maybe they don't care as much because we don't get any Mexicans at the Home Depot stores this far north.

I was happy to see this. I think it's a sign that I'll have a good week. Now that I've said that, I'm sure I'll step in some magically appearing dog shit when I get dressed and go outside, but it'll be okay. I'll just wipe my foot on the neighbor's bush.

Thanks for the laugh!