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Awwwwww, did you think I got eaten by a moose?

Nah, way worse than that. I should probably watch less murder mystery shows.

Eeeeee yeah probably. I can't watch those things. Human nature can get very disturbing.

In Canada you can't carry a weapon but you can carry bear spray, which shoots way farther and stronger than my wimpy Kroger brand pepper spray keychain. Kept the murder mystery content creators at bay.