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RE: I Got 99 Problems But A Home Ain't One

in #outofthinair2 years ago (edited)

Thanks for taking your sweet ass time, I can hardly pocket more measly cents. Not sense, cents. Not scents either.

I can get by pretty good with Spanish and Pura's much better than me. Looking forward to naps on the beach again. Unless of course mom sends junior to blow a whistle in my face repeatedly and wakes me up startlingly and won't stop blowing the thing over and over and over and I'm like 'dooood' meanwhile mom's yelling at me "$1! $1! $1! $1!" and I'm 'get him outta my face!'

I think they like women alright...

That shit just keeps getting worse wherever we go.

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Nonsense and incense. But no insects or incest. Just take the whistle and throw it into the ocean.

That shit just keeps getting worse wherever we go.

I didn't want to believe it but history I guess does repeat itself. Or, you know, gets nostalgic for all the wrong things. Relapsing.

I might've been just a little worried about you a little.

Awwwwww, did you think I got eaten by a moose?

Nah, way worse than that. I should probably watch less murder mystery shows.

Eeeeee yeah probably. I can't watch those things. Human nature can get very disturbing.

In Canada you can't carry a weapon but you can carry bear spray, which shoots way farther and stronger than my wimpy Kroger brand pepper spray keychain. Kept the murder mystery content creators at bay.