I thoroughly enjoyed this post. Thank you for sharing this in-depth information.
I never knew this:

Super glue: I have enough repair options and there's not really enough glue to consider this a first aid item. Yes, you heard correctly: super glue was developed as a method to gluing together wounds.
For the first time it makes perfect sense why my fingers got glued together when using super-glue.

Your post about the witnesses was also very insightful and helpful.