The most interesting component of this post, regarding the financial subjugation of one gender when compared to another, is the subject material displayed.
See if you can tell which one recreationally infuriates me:
Remember everyone, we're doing an analytical comparison of gender representation here.
Also remember, I'm not really upset, and I'm not smashing plates on the ground with wild abandon like I'm at a traditional Greek wedding.
This is all outrageous fun - searching out reasons to get outraged at, well, emojis.
Why?
Because they're right there, at yours, my, everyone's fingertips; and the TRUTH needs to exposed for all the world to recognize the blatant, horrific sexism that exists when you look deeper at the symbols practically none of us use, but that everyone takes for granted.
Once again, let's play a game:
FIND THE FEMALE SUBJUGATION OF WEALTH IN COMPARISON TO HER MALE COUNTERPART:
Here's a hint!
ROYALTY
Play this song if it helps:
30 seconds later, let's look at the answer to keeping feminism financially in check with silly cartoons no one ever actually uses.
The KING!
I count 4 Rubies, each at least 36 carats in size, and 3 giant Emeralds, each the size of one of my testacles.
Relative to the size of the King's head, if this was real life; not the actual size on your screen, you savages!
On top of that (literally), each point of the Kings crown ends in a big ball of gold.
The kings crown has balls, many of them.
Balls of steel?
Nay, good reader...
Big balls of GOLD!
And now, the lady's turn; her highness...
Uh, what?
She's the QUEEN!
No jewels, no big balls of gold, not even a platinum Amex card connected to her crown by a length of dental floss.
THE HUMANITY!
She's Royalty, dammit!
She don't even have a single diamond in her clutch headwear!
I. Am. RECREATIONALLY OUTRAGED!
At the financial reproachment of womynkind (ok, it really hurt me to type that, but while I'm recreationally outraged, why not be recreationally (fill in the blank) too).
No jewels, no bonus balls (of gold), no respect!
Emoji drawerers KNEW what they were doing, it's up to US to make them recognize how their callous caricature of drawn royalty is subconsciously harming all the young ladies across the world who are being raised believing they are princesses (in Westeren Society, they ALL are) and demonstrating their value, IN ROYALTY EVEN! Compared to a man!
Raise the pitchforks and light the torches, the recreational outrage movement against disenfranchised female royalty begins now!
Or tomorrow...
It's been a long day, I'm taking a nap.
We can rage against the machine tomorrow...
Or something.
😀
Have an amazing week Steemit!
Very cool and funny collections.
Best effort to might enjoy followers.
Powerful thought outs entire...
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thanks for share
These look better
;-P
Upvoted and Resteemed ma frnd!
AGREED!
Equality for all,
Wealth balanced 'tween the sexes,
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
You are soo cooool maan :) have an amazing week too mate @scan0017 😘
The wonderful post. it is great :). thanks for sharing
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Woow.. Really amazing post. Upvote and resteemed.
resteem and upvote
Oh God how I did not notice this before, this is not equality, fuck!
Creative thought . wonderful writing experience.
@scan0017
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Nice collections Emoji's post @scan0017.
Looks like awesome.
Giving funny and fully detailed..
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@scan0017, Wow...You've nicely analytical comparison of gender representation from this post. Queen emoji beauty and King emoji's handsome here. Brilliant post introduce funny indeed.
Upvoted!
Resteemed!
At first i resteem your post.
Very funny collection.
Your music video is greet.
You have very creative ideas, and then make nice creativity.
Best collection of emojis. I love all emoji's today you shared. Queen emoji glorious. King's shining with diamond. Queen hasn't any jewels. May be she was poor... Lol :D
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Thanks for sharing bro @scan0017
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Wow!! I was blind, like I never realized that inequality, the queen even on a chessboard is very important. Very good brother I follow you🙋🙋.
I'm satisfied with just having the crown and being royalty
i really liked the post .. so yeah i want my follower to see it ..nice share
hey, do not get angry creatively, they did not put jewels on her, because they're taking care that the commoners do not want to steal her, and even so she looks scared. Well the truth is I do not know what was the real reason, but if you want to get angry with a lie it's fine XD
Estas en tu derecho amigo jajajjajaja
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Fair point!
However, kidnapping Royalty is a pretty tough hobby (don't let that first episode of Black Mirror fool you)...
the jewels should be put all to the queen, the women are the most beautiful there is, they deserve EVERYTHING even more than those simple jewels in their crown
<3
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As you do to find those details in the emojis, I had never noticed them.
İt is wonderful
Very unfair we have to join the movement of recreational indignation for gender equality ...
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Fantastic post sharing sir @scan0017
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My friend is absolutely right is to get angry a crown is better manufactured than the other that is discrimination from beginning to end must be solved hahaha. greetings @scan0017 upvote & resteem
very good post @ scan0017 about the inequality of gender in the emoji
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i am recreationally outraged and recreationally chain smoking now too . what about misses firefighter she dosent even get to adorn the same page as her male counterpart 🤔
Going over this blog, you absolutely lit me up today with a comment you left two weeks ago...
It's feedback like yours that motivates me to do more of what I do.
Thank you. 🙇
wow. no thank you man. your doing good things and you have had me actually laughing in stitches heaps of times.. keep on keeping on 👊
I can't believe my eyes!!! You're so right!
This is RIDICULOUS!! 😲
"No jewels, no big balls of gold, not even a platinum Amex card connected to her crown by a length of dental floss.'
HOW do you make this up?? 😂😂😂
Oh @bettyboob, it's SO easy when the world puts it right in front of you...
I'm efficient as can be; stacking shoes, posing them, trying to direct them and get the right smile and tuck in their heels for the perfect shot...
Sigh, that got tiring after a month.
Shoes are bloody divas (especially men's shoes!)
Emojis are super easy!
They pose themselves, all on their own, right there on my screen 📺
😁
Not so easy for a lot of us.. 🤔
I've always admired people who can make funny stuff out of nothing..So much creativity! Love it! 😃
Thank you 🙇
Takes one to know one;
You've had some zingers in this comment field that have made me laugh too, ya know! 😆
God is true, the queen looks poor in front of the king, what horror.
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Powerful! @stefany12!
Thank you for the resteem! 🙇
Nice funny collections . wonderful post And creative ideas
thanks for sharing
For your post propagation.
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What a problem, what a blatant inequality of gender. all against gender inequality.
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Thank you @mili2088 for the resteem! 😘
Gender Inequality! I need to contact someone about this.. I cannot believe they have the nerve to not give her any rubies or emeralds! She's the damn queen!!!!!!!!
EXACTLY!!!
Hence, the recreational OUTRAGE!
NOBODY puts baby in a corner
(Without a bucket of jewels to play with!)
EXACTLY! That is blasphemous!!
Lol, wow.
It is rather ironic that the gals who most often wear the jewels have zero in this emoji. Give the queen some diamonds 💎 💎 already!
RIGHT?!?
nice writing super creativity tnx for share..
You're a good knowledge person about writing and it's very difficult.
Your job is excellent story.
Thanks
Very nice and congratulations @scan0017
agreed, the rats! I am sensitive to such as I live in a house of women. I am certainly the second class citizen there. My girls know of their obvious superiority to the inferior male specie
Ah, an intelligent & wise man living in the eye of the hormonal storm. Stay strong, my brother!
Though you are the second class citizen, YOU are the first line of defense and protection in your OWN castle. Cherish your women, but in the process of loving them, NEVER let them change WHO you are.
✊
Always I like your activities. Thanks for sharing
Creative idea with imojies. Actually I don't think what will I do for post because I don't idea and creative mind. Just keep it up. Thank you for sharing. This post upvoted by @jareen61 and I also followed you to get your next post. Thank you.
you have really great creativity in funny writing sir... keep it up sir... 👍
hi friend @scan0017 always so right and with reason to get upset, there must be gender equality ... to protest hahahaha
NO A LA DISCRIMINACION!!!!
lol
really funny post dear friend @scan0017
really injoy this post
upvoted & followed
OHCOULDSOMEBODYPLEASETHINKABOUTTHECHILDREN!
Is that my imagination or they have removed the queen's ears???
🤯
Nice collection of emojis .i think this collection relates to job like personalities such as engineer ,information desk officer etc
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@scan0017
If u dont mind kindly have a look on my work too
very good words, I really like the post @scan0017.
your idea is very good dear./@scan0017
please come on my blog
Amazing and funny collection
thanks for share
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this post is really nice and full of fun!
follow and resteem your post... <3 :) @scan0017