You may be thinking: What the heck?!? This is the same pic Craiggles used in his last post, where he expressed 'Recreational Outrage' at the emoji creators for building an emoji of
Al Franken!
Try and guess which one is Senator Al Franken:
Today's post reflects my recreational outrage at the egregious inequality between the sexes, as demonstrated by the creators of these two emojis:
Are you as enraged as you have EVER been in your entire life?!?
How has society let this awful, horrific, BLATANT example of inequality between the genders make it this far?
I'm so mad I'm getting all sweaty again.
We MUST rise together to correct this grievous wrong!
Let's examine the outrageous differences between these two mer-people:
#1: The belly buttons.
COME ON! The male belly button is small and cute, you won't even find it unless you're looking for it.
The female belly button, looks like her body was designed by evolution to have a bullseye conveniently located in her center mass, for ease of execution by underwater snipers hunting imaginary sea creatures.
Either that or the designers compensated for the sea shells by giving her one great, big, surrogate nipple on the front of her body to balance out the equation.
Objectification of women!
Via her BELLY BUTTON!
Inexcusable. WHY should the belly buttons be different?!? Society has reached a new low...
#2: Jewelry.
Mermaid 🧜♀️ has a pretty necklace.
That's nice.
Merman gets:
2 pretty pieces of jewelry?!?
(They aren't bracelets, and they're not necklaces. They're something literally in between).
Wouldn't ONE have been enough?!?
Oh no, gotta one-up the LADY and give the fella TWO.
The last, and most stomach churning example of gender inequality I've ever witnessed IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, is exactly what I know is also on your mind right now:
That sweet, beautiful mermaid is being attacked by a Starfish eating her head!
Meanwhile, homeboy over here ain't lettin' nothin' unsettle his swagger -- and why should he be worried?
HE SHITS TRIDENTS!
There's the poor mer-chick, getting the blood sucked out of her face by a blood sucking bottom dweller, and she's reaching behind her, futilely, trying to crap out a little can of pepper-spray, a roll of quarters, maybe a rock (hope she doesn't find a handgun)!
SIGH
Inequality is everywhere folks, and it's up to us to STAND UP against the creeping doom of oppression. Concessions of any kind will lead us back to biblical times, when women weren't allowed to drive.
As we say in Canada:
"If you give them an inch,
they will take a kilometer."
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You ate righit sir,we must rise together to correct this grievous wrong!
yaah agree with you!# scan0017! we must stand on inequality every where for other and also for himself!
Absolutely!
#savethemermaids!
Very cool and funny collections.
Best effort to might enjoy followers.
Powerful thought outs entire...
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thanks for share
Thanks for resteem because many people see this post
If you give them an inch,
they will take a kilometer.
I really like this sentence :) good post dude
So the siren men do not have a navel? Or women mermaids can not have a spear to defend themselves? This seriously is outrageous. although I like that cute bracelet that they gave us. but I'm still angry
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hermano no me defraudas nunca
I think I'm enjoying of the emoji theme, I follow you in each one, I hope for more creativity.
Thanks for the support and resteem @victor26!
very good post and fun @ scan0017
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ohhhhh, it's true, that inequality of generosity so great @scan0017 and it's true this is everywhere, let's pronounce against it.
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bahahaha dude 😂😂 we must stand up to this injustice "desperate times call for desperate measurements" its not going to be easy but "Rome wasnt built in a 24 hour period "😎
"The antecedent ornithological specimen gets the worm."
😁
Creative thought . wonderful writing experience.
@scan0017
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Your creative is very funny sir @scan0017 thanks for some give goodtimes
problem solved
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh shit!
👏👏👏
Powerful @yolaidys 🙇
You have a good reason, friend, you have to stop the inequality of gender.
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very good espesificacion of this emojis, I'm waiting for each publication xq is very fun to read about the emojis @scan0017
Thanks for the resteem @darwin-a!
always making us laught ;P
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well my friend @scan0017 do not bother what you have to do is protest we can not allow this inequality hahahaha greetings upvote & resteem
What a funny imagination you have, you made me laugh a lot!
upvoted and resteemed!
excelente hermano saludos desde venezuela up vote for you
Dear @scan0017 we will always find inequality. incredible that you have in the emoji we find it, that hope ours hahaha upvote & resteem
If that emoji disturbs you, what is this that I found?
It is very disturbing and ugly
That's disgusting!
I love it ❤️
Thank you 😍
Excellent funny emoji post @scan0017.
I really love it. Your classic collections of emoji's waiting always.
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Powerful @dragonking, thanks for the resteem.
Maximum respect brother 🤜🥊
You're highly welcome bro....
The wonderful post. it is great :).thanks for sharing
100% like and resteem
@scan0017, Absolutely brilliant post sharing fun indeed. I like your fashionable styleeeee.... It's classical styleeeee........
Love indeed always....
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@madushanka in the hoouuse 👍🤝
Thank you for the resteem 👏
besides that note that if you leave the hair a little longer to the "siren" JAJAJAJA is equal to the woman!
UPVOTE AND RESTEEM! <3
Hahahha funny. İt is wonderful. You are awesome @scan0017 upvote and resteem sir
I'm really enjoying watch your emoji post. Waiting to see more fun creativity. Nice writing.
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hahahahaha, you made me laugh a lot today @ scan0017, the trident shows power and only the boy has that that is also inequality since it seems that the girls can not have it, I agree, all against the inequality of the emoji.
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Might be a Freudian theme too 🧐...
wow....very funny.
I laughed SO MUCH!
And then i went back to..
Heck, that actually sounds pretty sexy IMO...
Awesome 👏 😀
Mission Accomplished!
I always like your activities. It's your great creativity. Thanks for sharing
Ha ha ha very good post my dear friend and all of photos are very funny
Awesome collection keep it up
I Wish you all the best Stay happy
Damm cool,and awful collection of emojis,just wow🌝😄🤔
owo its really beautifull i love this EMogi @scan0017 thanks for shareing
Nice post thanks for sharing....
Excellent way to visualize the details in the Emojis. Clear for many small details, at the level of the oceanic society great inequality tendencies. The support in this trend that manages to raise in the Emoji
She looks happy while the star eat her head.
It's NOT fair at all. The female mermaid is exactly wat men like to look at..
But what about us, women?!
The male mermaid has no sixpack...
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His eyebrows look a little bit thicker than the mermaids... I will not stand for this! I want equality! lol jk!
It is pretty funny how subtle some of these differences are between the mermaid and the merman!
Ha! You're right!
si le das una pulgada tomaran un kilometro, es parecida en mi pais que se dice le das el dedo y te agarran toda la mano, buen post, y mi pregunta es ¿Por que la indignacion? aunque es un buen post @scan0017
Thank you for your hard work☺️👌
great funny post sir 👍
really very funny callection bt interesting like this post sir @scan0017 UPVOTED & RESTEEM
Really great Post of emoji @scan0017
i always read ur new posts
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buen post amigo upvote and reestemed