What is the dress code at my office?
Crazy, that's what!
Could you please massage your keyboard, and wiggle that little blue upvote button, while I show you my fake 6 pack? I would love to share my excessive details with you, while you continue to upvote my posts daily, or with your bots. I do love bots.
Let's all get naked together! Let's be authentic, and let our intestines hang out, while my maid irons them out. Would you please share my dried-out intestines with the world, and upvote this post?
I am inspired by writers like James Altucher who embarrasses himself daily, and sends me 3 emails per day, so his name is "top-'o-mind" but who is killing it as an entrepreneur. He's a true inspiration. But he doesn't get naked.
I couldn't decide between the main image or the one below. Could you tell me which one you like the most?
I would like it if you lovingly looked at the sandwich decal on my wall and massaged it with your upvoting fingers. I will join you in that endeavor! We can get to know eachother's authentic intestines so much better this way.
I would love it if you watched for my upcoming Yunk video and shared that with your drunk cousins. I would love that. I will feel closer to you as you share me! My real self!
I am so glad many of you asked for a shorter post. This is it!
Please love me even while I'm wearing my safety-blue mask,
Stellabelle
ps- JB, you know I love you. This post was a post-ironic take on Jerry Banfield's: https://steemit.com/photography/@jerrybanfield/ready-for-work
UPDATE:
It appears that Jerry has started a Naked Steemit "Ready For Work" Trend, check out this newest by @timeshiftarts: https://steemit.com/selfie/@timeshiftarts/steemy-in-the-office-today
Snap! Love your work! Thank you for sharing the real you with us, and keep those excessive details coming! Can't wait for more!! I just want to upvoate you again and again and again and again
ha ha! That's what I'm talking about!
sweet
haha. steemit has reached a whole new level of inspiration: nakedness!
Haha if this keeps up then I'll have to do it as well ! You have very nice abs :PP I bet it took some time to get them.
someone else has done this too! So that makes 3 of us so far!
here's another! https://steemit.com/selfie/@timeshiftarts/steemy-in-the-office-today
Oh lol. Soon this will turn into a trend !
yes, yunk will soon be a trend outside of Steemit!
I BELIEVE.
I'm not entirely sure what's going on here but that generally means good in my book!!
Hahaha yes!!!!! Funny post!
Steemit just got real! I've never shown even a bra strap before! Something just snapped today.
i think i remember seeing something a LITTLE more than a bra strap once!!!! u gave out 30 SBD to whoever could guess what it was lOL
I think I once promised to remind you about the nipple every now and again.
no.........ha ha
is that realy him or is that photoshop?
https://steemit.com/photography/@jerrybanfield/ready-for-work
Well now it all makes sense!! Your post has just zoomed into the awso-sphere for me!!
haha! Whenever i get this urge, I always feel slightly bad about it, cuz I don't like to stir trouble, but that little troll emerges sometimes, and JUST TAKES OVER!
I get that feeling too but it doesnt stop me. It shouldnt! Humour is king!
Stella is always loveable :D
I think summer heat is getting to the most of us hehe @stellabelle
P.s- YUNK IS LIFE
Ok, this was quite a surprise!!! Quite daring too ;) How did you work up the nerve to get that right?? :D
Omg, I can't stop laughing. I am so glad you put this out. Thank you for putting a smile on my face for the day stellabelle. I hope more people post similar to JB’s post that he made today. I have a feeling a few NSFW tags will be seen….
it is fun to break your own rules.
Is the sandwich a plastic sandwich like the ones on your blogging site that you used to have? LOL I remember that from one of your posts.
I have a strange love of sandwiches, for over 20 years! I bought that huge sandwich decal for my room, which has been dubbed "The Art Room".
That's funny LOL. What are your favourite types of sandwiches?
I wish @sandwich would comment...
Who is that? Does he like sandwiches?
very good
The real self :-D
The yunky steemit actor 2017
Is.....
@stellabelle
I am Cornholio! (Whoa! Hm heh... that was cool) I need T.P. for my bunghole! Come out with your pants down!
Pissed myself a little on this one. Definitely got my upvote.
ha, that's the kind of details I like to hear!
nice nice
I keep hearing the song from 311, "Come original" in my harvesting mix and every time I keep thinking YOU and YUNK. I keep seeing you standing tall screaming the lyrics at all the Steem network. If I had an iota of artistic ability I would attempt to draw it, but that would be a true disaster, so I allow my words to attempt the image.
I am yunk.
Transcendental Yunkness is the new religion!
My authentic intestines are happy to meet the acquaintance of your authentic intestines. #yunktestines
ha! Nice one! I dare you to follow the trend! It could be a Steemit viral thing!
OK @stellabelle, you win! https://steemit.com/office/@cali-girl/i-m-ready-for-work
I'll consider it...but I'm a little afraid to show my intestines! :D
You have guts, my friend! :)
So inspired. That´s the perfect job I have ever seen before! Just amazing bro!
So you have great dress code in your office :) I want that kind of office like yours :D By the way, where can I buy that ABS? :)
At US Toy.
I was laughing from the first sentence till the end. This is great, will be looking forward to the Yunk video
ah, great! Glad you liked it! More "Ready For Work' posts should be done! I'll upvote them (in my weak strength!)
the yunk video is unleashed!
what the fuck hahaha whats going on....this is proof that anyone can succeed on steemit HHAHA just kidding
Nice upvote button!
I thought you were a Ninja Turtle from a distance before i clicked the thumbnail
I hope it wasn't Jerry who inspired you to get naked too 😏
oh but it was. the drying of intestines though was the focus.
Haha this is awesome! cool post Good vibes!
As my husband would say, "Who needs a six pack when you have a party ball?" Pass the sandwich... And if it's all right with y'all, I'm keeping my clothes on. LOL
Definitely worth an upvote and a resteem :)
Hahaha ! Great 😆😉😊
I like the third one!
O my goodness this made me laugh - thank you, that is what I need in the middle of the week
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Excellent post
I'm so confused about this Yunk thing. Yunk. Naked Yunk. Yunk it up. :)
Gawd, waking up to this post took away my need for coffee today. What a jolt! :)
I'm convinced Jerry is part genius (in a Woody Allen kind of way), and part quack. You, however, are just YOU! Lol. Steemit would suck without you.
Upvoted and resteemed. (I like the bottom pic better than the top one. It's more superheroic looking).
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