HOW I SCREWED A FELLOW AUSSIE IN BUDAPEST

in #nsfw7 years ago (edited)

Hey steemers

How it began

Life is short and you can get pretty lonely even if you are surrounded by thousands of people. As holidays are closing in, i find myself missing my home back in Australia so much that i decided to find a kangaroo here in Budapest (if you know what i mean). I have been on the hunt for so many days..

Finally, I found one

Normally, you will find tons of Aussie tourists backpacking their way through Europe but not around this time of the year.. But then i met a fellow Aussie at a coffee house.. Turns out, he was here for studies (thats weird) but i looked at the brighter side of it. I made him take me to his place..

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Then we went on to make some authentic Australian love making skills and i got to do that infront of flag (like i was home). Universe works in mysterious ways

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And i decided never to see him again. Now people may judge for what i have done but the bitter reality is that everyone has a breaking point. I refuse to go back home because it opens a faucet of memories that i cannot contain. So I opted to search for home like conditions here

Conclusion

There is none.. i got to satisfy my desires and you get to feast your eyes 😏

Yours
Talia

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No ruby slippers, knocking boots instead, just a shrimp in the Barbie. No shame in it.

Hahah yesss...

Excellent conclusion.
oi oi oi 🇦🇺

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