Don't lose your damn password you asshole, that's your bank card now!

Yeah... about that. I really should have taken your advice sooner, I lost my flash drive which contained what I thought was the only copy of my passwords, fortunately I just found an old file with them on a computer in my parents' house. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Well, I guess I'm back.

Also:

You've enjoyed your online experience. You've hit that nifty little button to say, "Dayum son! That was some good shit right there! Keep it coming you dirty slut!"

And

You're wasting your money! You're treating content producers in the same way you would a stripper working the pole at the sleazy bar on the outskirts of town!

Yup./ Still am, but whatever.

Also:

"Dayum son! That was some good shit right there! Keep it coming you dirty slut!"

One Hell of a Guy Himthefuckself

This is new

And last but not least-

"Thank you, crazy mystery man! You saved my life!"

And I think we're done here. And that last one might actually have been least, I'm not really sure.