The Giant Douche vs the Turd Sandwich lol. Yeah, that one was great... or the Simpsons episode where it is revealed that both of the major candidates are actually aliens intent on enslaving the planet yet everyone still feels obligated to vote for one of them.

I wish people would look into 3rd parties a bit more, they have gained some momentum in the past few election cycles but even Independents, despite constituting a larger portion of the voting pool than Dems and Repubs combined, still vote major party out of fear of the candidate they really don't like instead of the one that they do like.

I have "thrown my vote away" for 20 years but have a clear conscious about it. :)