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Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing
Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.
Rules
Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy and shocking the better.
This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest.
Upvote / Resteeming is not required but are appreciated
Contest ends on the 7th day of post creation or when I type closed in the comment section.
Prizes
I change the prizes in this week to week and this week I will be giving out random amounts of upvotes to participants on sliding scale of 0.02 - 0.20* depending on how shocking / crazy and/or funny your comment is and also depending on the VP of the bot I will be using. I will manually send SBD instead if I run into Bot issues.
Awesome entry and I like how you think + that gif is hilarious :)
lol I'm still laughing at that GIF!
Thanks for the support, Ronny!
๐
Haha. Good one.
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Holly Smokes!!! Might even be this Ron!!
Lmao! That would be epic ๐
Preparing for another @rentmoney post:
Hand sanitizer โ๏ธ
Antibacterial wipes โ๏ธ
Shot of whiskey โ๏ธ
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This had me cracking up .... nice entry :)
Just being prepared. Thanks
BTW, I implemented your tricks to make my new post. I was only able to work in the italics and bold. The hidden link was a no go but I will practice. Thanks for the tips
I will be over to check it out shortly.
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Remove the star * between ] and ( and it will look like the below.
Hide your link like this
But you have to put the* in there at first and then delete it?
No I only place the * so I can show what the code looks like.
[ Place Your Text Here ]( Place Your Link Here )
No stars or spaces between ](
Cool. Thanks. I am going to practice
That's a good tip. I will try that next time. Thanks!
If you encounter a bear
https://www.nps.gov/subjects/bears/safety.htm
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Dear Mr.Bear I am @rentmoney .. please don't eat me .... Like that ?
I think the Mr is a good idea haha I think the main point is don't go to the national Park Service for advice on bears :) THANKS for upvote
I collect Canadian quarters... I got about six of them
Six of them .... great now there isn't any left for anyone else.
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While I was dreaming of being a fairy Godmother, the dog ate the paper I wrote my last Steemit post on.
That dang dog .. ..
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Thanks so much @rentmoney & @upvotewhale. Iโve been away and just trying to catch up. ๐
Shocking comment?
I have never watched Seinfeld because I think Jerry's voice is annoying...
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.... your missing out on a great show.
You have a date for valentines day? Of course, Feb 14th!!
Sorry by mistake posted on your comment....corrected myself... Sorry once again
Wow, that's some crazy comment!
lol, sure is. I did that the other day, I guess i'm doing it again.
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The president has no hair.
and the emperor has no clothes
but the jester has bells on his toes.
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I think he may have one that he just keeps looping around.
I haven't had sex with anyone here. You're welcome!
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And with that attitude you may never will.
I am looking for a whale of a good time. Just call me Ishmael ๐ณ
Just now I walked straight into a pillar, not kidding! since I was busy reading this and scrolling through steemit.
Dang that must of hurt.
lol.
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Penguins are cool.
Yes they are .... .
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sorry for being straight forward but my favourite words are "
un fuk yourself be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your f*king shine. "
Awesome quote :)
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I am lost and confused with the colour of the spines back to you.
I am also lost and confused.
This is me writing a comment about absolutely nothing. Thank you for reading. You have now wasted your time. That's on me. You are welcome.
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I got nothing.... really nothing..... too much other stuff going on...
I think I'm going to start calling you Ronny. Ronny Rentmoney, kind of sounds like a rapper. lol
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Celebrating Independence day.
Jai Ho.... ๐ฎ๐ณ
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Celebration :)
Wao... Thanks...
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If you are Vietnamese then you will understand what I am saying here:
say oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tรดi thรญch meme nhฦฐng tแปซ khi cรกc trang web giแบฃi trรญ trแป nรชn lแปi thแปi tรดi thแบญt sแปฑ buแปn. :3. vร tuy nรณ khรดng liรชn quan tแปi cรขu nรณi แป trรชn nhฦฐng tรดi lร ngฦฐแปi mแปi. Tรดi cแบฃm thแบฅy bแบกn thแบญt tuyแปt vแปi !. cแบฃm ฦกn bแบกn>>>
yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
You can use google translate to understand! haha
Nice entry, แป ฤรขy lร mแปt upvote
Hey @troll.funny,
I translated it to English using Google, and I didn't find it funny.
So I translated it to Zulu, and now it's hilarious:
You're welcome!
thank you sir
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U will be banned because of this post not only from steemit but from any blogs.... Not just from posting but accounts will be banned....
How's that.....
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Banned you say ... eeek ... I better thread lightly.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands!
Hook for the win ....
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STOPIf you focus on nothing - it becomes something - that is the law.
Thanks for your post.
has anyone else noticed that too much coffee makes your pee smell funny?
Time to drink some more water
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