My partner has shown me about a million times how to cook and it just goes in one ear and out the other. I'm lucky if I don't burn water.

He's hopeless at finding anything in the pantry cupboard even though the order has not changed in the last two years.
Top shelf -> flour, sugar, cereal, yeast, spare tea and coffee
Second shelf -> cans, stock, bread, pasta and rice
Third shelf -> spices, spreads, oil salt and pepper and basically anything liquid.
And thats about it.