This is cool and I never thought that someone also think and ask some weird stuff. Haha. Here's mine.

1. What do you think the optimum number of sheets for each bum wipe is?

Ans. Actually, as a Filipino, sheets of papers would't work, as we preferr water instead. But at work, not all toilets do have bidet to use. So I don't have a choice but to use tissues. But I use interfolded napkins since I don't like rolling and I used about 16 sheets of it. And if only a roll of tissues are available I use 4 sheets folded, and 8 of those. Lol, pardon me, I don't want to touch slime on my bum, if you know what I mean.Lol

2. What thing are you irrationally scared of?

Ans. Well, every night on my sleep, especially when on vacation my fear is..

Warning: This will sounds disgusting.

But I fear a rat enter my mouth while I am unconscious and live in my stomach without my knowledge. Rrrrrr. Just thinking about it make me shiver, and sure I will be having a hard time to sleep again tonight tonight thinking about. oh myyy! Why did you remind of this?

3. What is a completely idle question that you might have wanted ask?

Ans. I am sorry for pet lovers, I don't have anything against you and your pets but, how can you withstand the fur and smell of pets inside your home, especially beside you on your bed while sleeping.

Thanks @bengy.