Glad you liked the contest!
Are you serious, that you wrap your hand in toilet paper! That is bizarrely crazy! A toilet paper mitten... the mind boggles!
Growing up in Australia, spiders don't bug me too much... You have to aggravate them for them to go for you... but Sunflowers, they are pure evil!
Hey, you are starting a urban myth! I'm sure that I'm laughed at your jokes at least once!