The fifth one, philosophical:
Tiny nose and toes
All the years that lie ahead
Promise, hope and growth
I'll try to stop--blame yourself. You opened the floodgates. I'll be back to vote in a few minutes.
Thank you for letting me say all those things about raising children.
It's great. I need to remember when they're calling me mean!
If they don't call you mean, from time to time, you're not doing your job.
Well, then, I want my paycheck!
:))