Here's to weird day....

I come home from getting my trusty allergy shot and it is pouring. My neighbors outside just casually walking around the yard. I sit in my car for the rain to die down and he continues to look around and walk. I get out of my car and he stops me. "Do you have squirrels around here that might take things?" UHMMMMM at this point Im so confused. "Yep we have squirrels." Now mind you my neighbor just moved here last year from HAWAII. WHO LEAVES HAWAII FOR PA?????? I didn't tell him that I feed the said squirrels I figured he wouldn't be happy. He then says "Well I lost my glasses and wondered if maybe they took them." Uhm hmmm now that's something new. I tell him sorry but keep walking because it's POURING. I then feel guilt , throw on my boots and hubbys coat and go help look. I look for 45 minutes. Those glasses are not outside. He tells me
" I don't believe I've been in the house so I haven't looked in there" I suggest looking he says no he wasn't in there. After that I tell him I'll keep my eye out for a squirrel wearing his glasses and go back in my house. This was at 330. HE IS STILL WALKING AROUND OUTSIDE. I promise neighbor they aren't out there. So, How is everyone else's Thursday going ?