NDJT EPISODE TWO: Teasing you all over. A contest by @mimy

in #ndjt7 years ago

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At what age did you have your first kiss?
Age 8. Primary school library, teacher's daughter. It wasn't easy

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
Someone bought me kulikuli on my birthday for Christ sake.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.
Hungry Man Noodles. Girls no get joy rara😖😖

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.
Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?
None, Because even if I go go out with a wristwatch, it'd be in my pocket and what do a bald man got to do with a comb 😭😭

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
She should just have sense and breast biko. I'm a member of BSC (Breast Sucker Committee) 😹😹

What would you do with one million naira.
Omo, na to take am run commot this country if I can oh😎

Would you love to get married to a virgin?
I don't even know, They will be giving someone stress up and down

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.
I can't say because I don't know the girls around here but for guys he sure me die @ubermensch @olaoyeopeoluwa are Victors (Virgins) 😹😹

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.
On my bed as I read the Bible I made a silentprayer to God to make me a good sex machine but nah, I stillsuck

What virtue do you think is your greatest?
Patience

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1.
I learnt that there is fun in saying the truth

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER
This is when you're trying to make me sha notice You, you want attention eh

I nominate @olaoyeopeoluwa and I thank @mimy for this unparalled priviledge. Thanks