EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER BY MIMY

in #ndjt7 years ago

My first participation in a steemit contest gat nothing to lose but so much to gain. Thanks to @mimy @ehiboss @ogoowinner and @destinysaid for making this possible.

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At what age did you have your first kiss?
Started receiving kisses when I was few months old from families and friends.

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
The 1 naira sweet back in the days of primary school

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.
The gift of time

Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?
Dress the way you want to addressed. Come no Just follow at all watch na im win am. It shows little sign of being responsible

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
Beautiful fades, breast will surely fall just as the wall of jericoh fell down flat and the big booty will as shrink same way an unwanted plantain shrinks. My point is a woman with intelligence and exceptional cooking skills is my ideal woman nothing less.

What would you do with one million naira.
Hmmmm what would I do would one million. Well if not spend what else would I do with it. No amount of money can solve a man's problem totally.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?
How would you if the football team you support sign an inexperience striker on a 10 years contract.

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.
I wish I knew them would have given a list but by the way they kiss and do the one corner dance you shall know them.

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.
My Bed, my comfort zone Where I say my Prayer to God with the sheets smelling like the woman I Love dearly, I pick my Bible and ask God for woman who will only Suck me during Sex not financially.

What virtue do you think is your greatest?
If being playful was virtue I would say it's my greatest because I can play for Africa But I am as patient as a snail running for it's life with the hope of not getting caught.

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
Did not participate wasn't a steemian then

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER
Trying to bring out the fun in people through any means

Looking forward to meeting the winner