NDJT Episodes 2: teasing you all around... (my entry)

Hey guys, welcome to my blog today

I finally arrived home after the busy week and I just decided to do something fun cause it seems like ave been being serious lately and I haven't even done any art in about 2weeks now.

my coperate self.. 😇

So to spice up this eve (oops) I mean morning, it's 1am already, here is my entry for @mimy ndjt contest
Questions and answers below

At what age did you have your first kiss?

Well I have always been a good boy through out high school and never tried anything crazy, my first kiss was at 17, funny enough she begged me for it and I was like shy, she called me up to 5times inviting me over, and I finally came, (she just lock door fast)😂😂

Am just waiting for any girl that would beg me again... 😂

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

I have to think through this cause I grew mostly indoors and can't recall receiving gifts from anyone, but I think it was a one water game my sis bought for while I was in primary 5, mehn... I really played it till the buttons stopped working

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner?

As I said I don't socialize alot but I think it was a water melon 😂, as in full water melon from my present bae, when she was crushing... 😂😂, that was crazy of her, but worth alot.

Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

Wristwatch is normally not my thing, I have three (very expensive ones for that matter) and I rarely remember them, but I rarely forget my comb or clipper, in fact I adore my hair.

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

She must be a fair lady.. 😅 (sorry to dark ladies but am trying to do colour correction for my unborn children), she must be intelligent and but should never be an internet addict, just someone with offline passion not online, I can't accommodate another probe in my life😂

What would you do with one million naira.

To be sincere, I would definitely add up and get a car, I hate Nigerian buses and traffic😭😭

Would you love to get married to a virgin?

I cannot come and be first to something na, which one is, "(it's painfull)" on wedding night, but some virgins are active though.

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

Ladies: @amiebae (I rarely know you but I know you are one) please I don't trust the rest... 😂

Guys: @pearlumie (can swear for this), @ttopswag (the goat without a dick) and @ememovic (I have doubt if this guy even knows a lady)

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

While having my morning PRAYER, with my BIBLE beside me and immediately my phone rang and I rushed out from BED took my phone and i was told to come to the hospital to know the SEX of my new born sibling, which I did, to see my new born little sibling as he SUCK(s) his hand and cuddled himself on the bed and I couldn't help but remember the LOVE my mom has always have for me.
Thank GOD

What virtue do you think is your greatest?

My greatest virtue would be my musical skills, like i have always have this passion for music and thanks to Rev fr. Callistus for paying someone to teach me, I can never forget this

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1

Female newbies used it to show there self by going erotic

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

Like, I don't know.
No answer