@toupee -- Can I get you to record the double-indented lines, in a similar fashion to the reggae rap you did about that teacher? And then upload it to DSound. We're going to do this entirely public and on the blockchain.
Anyone else -- I'd love it if you could post contributions you think might work. I'll be mixing the one that gets "published", but the rest is under an implicit CC license, and you may mix up your own end product until you like it. Again I'd like it if you upload to DSound and let us all enjoy!!
If you have anything you've done a lot of work to make, go ahead and post a separate topic for it and make sure to tag it as "busy". You stand a decent chance at getting paid that way.