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Because they land on the "Go to jail" square and do not have a "Get out of jail free" card

Well I can only speak for my home country of Nigeria but over here. The most common reasons people go to jail is probably burglary, petty theft and fraud.

Embezzlement – What the fuck is embezzlement? I have never known a Black to get knocked for embezzlement. Blacks get arrested or stick-ups and break-ins. Embezzlers are muggers who use accounting books as their guns and knives. Get into it youngins.

Stock fraud – Insider trading has been that sexy shit for a minute. The best part of it is that when you get caught then send you to a jail that is like a sleepaway camp.

Computer systems manipulation (hacker) – If you do this shit just to download entertainment then you are losing. If you do this shit to help the entire globe download and distribute files then you are winning. Until you get caught…

Bank robber – If you can pull off a bank job for over ten stacks, which you more than likely can’t, then it will be worth the arrest. If you rob a bank and get a bag full of that exploding ink then you have just wasted yours and everyone elses time, except for the sheriffs that will be hauling your ass away.

Vehicular manslaughter – Killing people is bad, but killing people with your automobile is hardbody.


Hacking , robbering , ****** , killing