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Hahahahahhaahahaha....... I would put on some gibberish styles. First of all I'm going to wear my bra and make sure it capture only one side of my breast. I will put on a round neck then fix a tie to my neck. I have one old skirt just on my knee level.I will wear that and put on my socks. On the left leg there will be a bathroom slippers while a covered shoe will go with the right leg. That will make me walk like a wounded cat. I will put on some funny make ups that will make me look like a local champion. Finally I will carry a big nylon bag and hang it on my shoulder. I'm good to go.... LWKMD..

This reminds me of rag day back in the universities. In Nigeria there is a day known as rag day for new intakes where they dress up in rags (funny wears) and walk round the town begging for money for orphanage.

If I wanna get the most laughs with an outfit from my clothes then what I'll do is this, I'll put on my black leggings and tear just one side of my buttocks making it visible then put on a red gstrings pant the wrong way with the front at the back. I'll fold one leg of the leggings and let the other down then put on long white socks and a school sandals. On top, I'll put on a sweater and wear my red bra on it and then tie one end of the sweater so it doesn't cover my butts. Then I'll bring out my Brazilian hair wig and help my head look trendy and of cos beautiful make up to go.

More like she looks so beautifully facially but dressed like a mad woman. Lol.