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 Coincidentally the weirdest message I have received YESTERDAY.

The message was: "Oh friend, I was taking a bath and my aunt's husband was watching me, when I came out of the shower I saw him and his penis was stopped"

JAJAJA I read it but I did not answer because it was extremely rare.

There are 2 options, that is true the message and a woman was wrong to send it to her friend or ... that is a joke for me.

The fact is that it was very weird and bizarre hahaha

In the early 2000s I got a text on my phone that said...

'If you're not home by 6.30 I'm going to bin your pokemon cards'

I rang the number and it was an unknown lady in another part of the country who had sent an sms to the wrong number thinking it was her son who was late home from school. 

We laughed about it and I told her I was going to hide my pokemon cards just in case! I was 34ish at the time! We had a laugh about it and that was it.

It still makes me smile when I think about hearing the notification and reading the message!!

2 cucumbers

4 carrots

A bag of deep frozen French fries

And 2 steaks

And it came from a number I didn’t know, and I knew it was not my wife.

So I replied: thank you for contacting Bjorn’s shopping service. To which address can this be delivered? Please not that payments will only be accepted by means of “personal services”.

I never received any reply :-)