Hahahahahhaahahaha....... I would put on some gibberish styles. First of all I'm going to wear my bra and make sure it capture only one side of my breast. I will put on a round neck then fix a tie to my neck. I have one old skirt just on my knee level.I will wear that and put on my socks. On the left leg there will be a bathroom slippers while a covered shoe will go with the right leg. That will make me walk like a wounded cat. I will put on some funny make ups that will make me look like a local champion. Finally I will carry a big nylon bag and hang it on my shoulder. I'm good to go.... LWKMD..