Employer: Say "insert favored pronoun here", I want you to work for me. Tell ya what, I'll pay you a substandard non-living wage for oh, say, 30 maybe 40 years, during which time you'll work for me as hard and as long as I want. Then, if I haven't fired you for some, any or no reason at all between then and now, my company will promise to pay you 300% of the total of your wages during that 40 years of labor in small increments until you die.

You: Ok. when do I start?

Me to employer: Uhm....wft? are you nuts? Yea right. You actually talked people into this gig? They actually said yes to that??! wow!

My answer to employer: Naw, if you want me to work for ya, you'll pay me what i'm worth every day and i'll quit when the job is done. Take it or leave it.