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nothing is

Is that statement? Because if that statement isn't true, it is self-nullifying.

"Nothing is true."

If that is not true, intrinsically, is it just true relatively?

relatively.

absolutely relatively?

relatively relatively

Are you sure?

I got a chuckle out of this little repartee. Looking forward to reading your paper.

Value is a judgement call, which is necessarily subjective and therefore non-intrinsic. I'd relegate the intrinsic what is objective. Objective is that which is subjective but agreed upon between subjects. So in the end, a judgement call nonetheless. Perception is reality.