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I was almost killed by a moose once... ran right in front of my car during a snowstorm on icy roads... those things are not animals, they are dinosaurs! You don't realize how massive they are until you are in an SUV and the only thing you can see is its legs and its balls bouncing around in front of you.

Well, thanks. I'm just off to bed and didn't need that image.

I wake up to find this article has two red flags. Now I'm just guessing, but I think the reason's moose nuts.