Greg, the BCE is printing zero euro banknotes and they sell them for 2.5 euro

https://intmassmedia.com/2017/06/25/in-germany-released-a-note-of-the-value-zero-euro/

it looks like the bargain of the century. People hurry up and buy them. :-D
This is the real situation in which we are and they are joking with us day by day.