I was sitting on the bus going home after work, and an elderly lady was reading a religious book, when suddenly she sneezed and as if by magic her book was now a poster of a 1975 firefighters' calendar (a great year, by the way!) Everyone laughed!

When I got home, I believe I was infected with the flu virus, I grabbed a glass of water when I sneezed and as if by magic I had a beer in my hands! Funny, I thought!

I took the opportunity to heat up a nice salmon for dinner and when I sneezed... goodbye salmon! Hello broccoli! The fun is over...