Dear minions, as the world's most up-and-coming supervillain I would make a wise choice for your nomination. I'm not only a real cool dude, I'm a prodigious sandwich maker and can speak sign language to squirrels. I feel I have all the essential qualifications.

If you're wondering, "who the heck do I nominate..." look no further. I will use the 500 Steem for mischief and shenanigans and of course world domination.

Do it!! Mwahaha!!