I shall call it...Mini Steemit

in #ministeemit7 years ago (edited)

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@anarcho-andrei won the prize for best Mini-Steemit entry! Congrats!

Hey Steemit,

I was thinking it might be fun to create a small version of Steemit right inside of this post. We'll call it Mini-Steemit.

Welcome to Mini - Steemit !

How to participate in Mini-Steemit?

Just respond to this post with a comment that has the size and scope of a normal post, indeed, it should be a post, that you'll be posting here in Mini-Steemit.

All of the usual rules apply. Any fraud or spam will be flagged. Please don't post any NSFW posts here as the tag doesn't seem to work quite right for comments, otherwise, anything goes, as per normal Steemit.

10 SBD Award!

I'll be fairly generous with my votes here in Mini-Steemit, also, to sweeten the pot, I'll award 10 SBD to my favorite Mini-Steemit post. This award will be granted when this post pays out in seven days. (Note: I'm fully powered at the moment with 100% voting power.)

Well that's it, happy posting!


(pic from Zoolander)

What is this? A Steemit for ants??

neoxian
Badge by @elyaque. Thanks @elyaque !

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Have You Heard The News?

Every day in this country, or your country, people hear news.

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News is good.
News is great.
Unless they heard you masturbate.


Unless you're deaf, you've probably heard the news before. Sometimes it's good news, sometimes it's bad news.

Good News

Good news is stuff about parades and how someones grandma turned 100 years old yesterday.

Bad News

Bad news is when someone shot up the parade and that lady died the day after her 100th birthday.

In Conclusion

Some news bothers me, but other news makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Thank You

(Don't forget to upvote, resteem, all that other stuff, and a few more things!)

Follow @NoNamesLeftToUse
For 100% Awesome Content!

Nice Mini-post!

Thanks! I worked really hard on it!

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Her heart pounded in her chest as she hunched over the keyboard, bleary eyes straining to make out the characters of the text displayed on the glowing screen. I've made it this far, she thought. She had; for years she'd searched and sought it out. The Dark Web had been child's play for her to navigate and map. The Deep Net had provided a greater challenge, but ultimately she'd discovered every corner and crevice. What she'd searched out for years had eluded her, just when she thought she'd found it.

Yet, here she was. Staring back at her was the foothold of the Abyss. It was the end of the internet, behind a bewilderingly basic question:

Do you wish to proceed? Y/N

It all seemed so simple. One click, and she would be there, finally, at the end of all human information and recollection. With trembling hands, she typed Y and pressed enter.

It was several days later that the police found her body, after being tipped off by the old woman who lived in the apartment beside her about an odd smell. It wasn't decomposition, something the coroner was quick to point out; her body had been perfectly preserved except for her eyes. Instead, it was a strong chemical odor, like electronics burning. None of them could make heads or tails of the poor girl's body, but whoever had killed her, they'd been sure to gouge out her eyes without leaving any signs and sear the flesh shut.

Congrats! I've choosen this entry as the winner! Even though it doesn't totally feel like a post, it was my favorite entry. I love this type of creepy-pasta.

Thank you bigly!

I really loved this one!

Thanks! For some reason, this inception thing you have going on prompted my mind to think of the end of the internet. lol

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Three QuentinTarantino Film Quotes We Should All Know and Love

Hey Steemers! Thought this would be a fun post for the both of us!
Enjoy!

  1. Pulp Fiction ("Ahh man. I shot Marvin in the face." - Travolta)

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  2. Djengo Unchained ("Now you can get the marshall." - Waltz)

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  3. Inglorious Bastards ("You get that for killin' Jews?" - Roth)

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Click Below, Upvote, and Follow!

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Things To Have To Attract A Girl

In this article Im gonna list few things you need to have to attract a girl

1. Lots Of Money

Actually, its the only thing I have in mind, so yeah, just make a lot of money then you'll look attractive.

This is how I look from behind
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In case you want to follow me.

I forgot to put some tags. 😂

Hi Mini-Steemit. My name is Mikko Lyytinen. Im 36 year old visual artist from Finland. This is one of my paintings from 2016 called Treasure Iceland

TIL: Blackbeard, Marshal D.Teach in One Piece Anime is a true character and feared by the America as the most evil Pirate.

His smoke-wreathed face, with its wild, staring eyes and tousled hair, made him seem like a creature from hell. His long, bushy black beard frightened America more than anything that is associated with evilness.

Born Edward Teach, in Bristol England in the late 17th century, Blackbeard fought as a privateer before becoming pirate and then sailing to America plundering vessels along the coasts of Carolina and Virginia.

In November 1718, a British naval force cornered Blackbeard at his base at South Carolina. During the battle, Blackbeard was shot dead. The British cut off Blackbeard's head, hung in to the British Vessel, Jane and sailed home with grisly trophy.

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http://www.wikipedia.com
http://www.marshwalk.com/about/

Selfie Post, circa 1996: Here's me in a 1973 VW SuperBeetle
Not Seen: Hooker in the trunk (remember, the trunks on these are in front).

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In other words, that orange stuff around the handle in the front isn't rust.

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.

Mini-steemit didn't get along with the other Steemit crew. They always said he couldn't do the dew. He tried and he tried but to no avail. His dream would just not set sail. Then one day baby steemit came along and things were changing like a song. Life became different for these two. They talked about steemit while having a brew. Now they enjoy their small town, all the while just drinking it down.

MINI STEEMIT is great. The price of MSTC rose 70% today and everyone will be millionaires in 2030.

I just bought 50 MSTC

Because I love it so much.

Vote for me as a witness.

A mini-witness...

Haha...there must be a mini-currator. Ita great 😁

I wanna participate :D
Here's a quick and angry sketch of one of my characters bleeding out :)

Wow, nice to see you in Mini-Steemit!

Looked like fun so thought i would join in :D

Haiku

The very first rose
as delicate as my heart
dew fall like teardrops


Photo by me

SilverBug
1 oz Perth Mint Silver Coin - Series 1

Where's the gold?? Just kidding, nice silver.

Super Nice service the mini-Steemit; Lets see if we can create a larger than mini-Steemit out of this. My mini-article for this sub-community service available to the entire community.

When I was a child I was drawing a lot, but stopped doing that already a long time ago. For this mini-Steemit I tried to create a little doodle with a bit of humour in it. When you like it, I may even try more, for this mini-Steemit or even for its parent Steemit.

Wrt the art: I'm from Amsterdam and we really have gazillion bickers on the street and laws in place to grant bickers all rights over car drivers, even when bickers are breaking the law, the car driver is always responsible.

Looking forward to your comments!

NJOY

Hey, thanks for contributing to Mini-Steemit.

Sometimes you come up with this great stuff, I really had to come in with something that is kind-a new to me as well! Thank you for the trigger to try and create something with pencil and paper since that was the only way I could think of making a mini-article. Now, I hope you like the post! :)

Nice sketch, @edje ! ^_^

Well thank you! :)

Here's one for you all:







Connect with me thru links above.

Let's see how deep this can go... I'd like to create a steemit within this mini-steemit. I shall call it Nano-Steemit. Feel free to post something inside this comment thread! (love the idea @neoxian, very clever)

I understand spam and I understand scam...but where is the line?
I have a few posts that I wanted to run once a day to get the info out to everyone

  • how to buy bitcoin in the usa
    -how to keep track of your alt coins
    -how to get free coins

The main reason i wanted to do the how to get free coins section is this:
There are so many faucets and apps to claim free coins, I have waisted many weeks returning every 30min to watch, Click, collect, leave, return, shake and repeat.
Only to find out that this would take 10years for the way out or make it to the threshold but never receive payout...it's beyond infuriating.

I have spent and waisted the time to get this list I have and with this platform that we have here I figured this would be the best way to help other crypto enthusiasts not waist their time and become discouraged. And on the flip side stop putting money in these scam artists pockets.

So I would like to know where the problem with the post was?
Was it the frequency? Once a day?
Or the content? Because that raises another question...why did the cheeta bot like it?
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First Nano-post!

Do I dare initiate the femto steemit?

And for the femto steemit Coinbase issues

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I've been using Coinbase for a few years now and have been loving their services...however... There is one big thing bothering me, the id verification process.

I don't understand how still up to today they are still using that archaic thing they have...I take a picture of both sides on the app....upload.....wait....back side not clear enough...repeat photoshoot with studio quality lighting....upload.....wait.....front side not clear....after numerous attempts I gave up and attempted the upload. Armed and ready with the clearest shots my 15mp camera can give....upload....wait....back side not clear.....repeat front side....

I mean come on after years I still can't upload my id so I can do a wire, seriously Coinbase? When exchanges and miners and faucets can manage what is essentially the crypto bank of america cant?

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Relevent:

Uh oh....

And i did :)

Thank you :)

In light of this new Nano-Steemit, I will present to you a concise history of humanity:

He was born. He lived. He died.

Upvotes and comments are appreciated!

Haiku

Drops within the rose
my forever aching heart
cries, are you ready


Photo by me

I love the water on the petals!

Thank you, comes very natural in the Pacific NW :)

You got to this idea before I had time to post it. Good work! I guess I'm going to have to call my Nano-Steemit, PicoSteemit now. Or maybe i should jump ahead to something smaller. Let the Multiverse spawn as it will.

Perfect i just had 2 posts come up lol

I love zoolander and I think I love you for your contribution to steemit. I appreciate your generosity and you are helping a lot of people on this post and I dig that about you.

@neoxian, I want you to be careful when you're playing with gasoline and steem on dude.

Thanks! Steemon!

You're welcome and thank you.

Ah yes, mini steemit. Where the whales are little beluga whales and the minnows are mollusks but powerful nonetheless.

Like my post about doppelgaenger https://steemit.com/life/@zaragast/doppelgaenger-a-creepy-mystery-across-the-millennia i would write another mini story

John Donne, poet of 16 century had the visit of the doppelganger of his wife when he was in Paris. She presented​ him with a child in the own arms. The legend say she really waiting for a child and she was pregnant but this apparition was a presage of malediction​. In fact​ after 9 months the wife of the poetry give at birth a death child.

It needs to be at least 3 times as big!

You do really love fractals, man)))

This is what I wanted too! But then I found out about chainBB ! we should be using chainbb to make posts like this! use beta.chainbb.com to make this a subforum ! contact @jesta about this
developers should see this, reddit archives posts so reddit cant do this! this one pot could be worth millions!

just login with ur steemit username and posting key! (found in wallet>permissions)

Intersting idea, however it is perhaps a little unfair as these so called 'mini posts' don't go into the main feed and also it keeps the ones who post 'mini posts' occupied outside of their feed...is this good? Also many will not even see these 'miniposts' because they wont be in newly created tag in the main Steemit. It will fly under the radar unless it is resteemed a lot.

Hi, Mini-Steemit is clearly no substitute for Real Steemit. It was just for fun.

Nigeria, a former British colony, is a creation of the Britain. The entities that made up the present Nigeria were not consulted. Wrong demarcations were done because people's culture and traditions were not considered, reason Nigeria can't be one. Divisions along ethnic, regional, and religious line

Is it ok if I'm going to be posting it again in my blog?

Yea, that's fine.

Since its mini steemit, can i write less than i normally do?

Cool for #ministeemit
Upvote & Resteem

I like this post :)

Cool..
Nice post my friend neoxian :)

What did you like about it?

I like when you say, now you are in Mini-steemit and also, to sweeten pots, I will give 10 SBD to my favorite Mini-Steemit post. This award will be awarded when this post pays within seven days. (Note: I'm fully supported right now with 100% of the votes.)

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

You are welcome..
I love you ❤
Your is the best neoxian 👍👏

Hi @neoxian
Sorry in advance, i want to ask and ask for help from you if you do not mind.

How to make a logo in steemverify.?

thank you :)

I'm not sure either.

No problem :)
May i ask other things friend. Many things I do not know about using blog steemit.

Yes, you can ask more things.

Wow, thanks friends.
You are very kind.
How to make a post that has text, but inside there is a link.?
Dear friend neoxian ^_^

Wow, thanks you very much ^_^

Nice post, great sharing! I like the point you point out, especially that you had made list of figure and graphs as the supporting of your find out and research! And yes, I think coins value will be keep going up at the future and it would be the world trend! Thanks for your sharing!

Flagged, this is spam. You are posting this same comment everywhere. And it's getting voted up to the tune of at least one dollar. That's BS.
@good-karma
@xeldal

Please explain.

That is really weird indeed, he randomly copy paste the same comment and get tones of votes...

I got good-karma to remove his votes, so it's not quite so bad now.