Lol! I'm a total newbie as well! Both on steemit, in crypto world as well as in EOS. I participated in the second tranche (the first 2M, 23hr one) of the ICO and wrote about my first observations in my first blog post, I also added a simple scenario model to assess whether the next tranches provide value. Have a look if you're interested! Looking forward to engage with you all in this community!