TFW you convert 2/3 of that into STEEM:

TFW almost none of your friends have bought any cryptocurrency, despite you trying to tell them about it for years now, but you know they'll figure it out eventually, probably after many of the prices are 10x what they are now:

Just had to share in my good fun / good fortune... so I will upvote everyone who comments on this post, because I pretty much just got a bunch of free steem! :P