I Can't Bust a Nut

in #meme7 years ago

******* This is a rap song I wrote about an enthralling tale of a young lad who is unable to ejaculate. See song here: https://soundcloud.com/user-689352747/i-cant-bust-a-nut *******

I just want my semen to show
I just want my penis to blow
Nuts, I hereby demand you bust
Nuts, I say a bust is a must
Nuts, how they just put me in a fuss
Nuts, your bust would be right and just
Nuts, you put me in a ruckus
Busting my head over my nuts

Look, I’m here to tell ye folks
That my semen machine broke
My dick is always erect
But semen never ejects
I get nothing out my cock
I just burn holes in my sock [pause]
I read all these YouTube comments
Of people saying they bust with ease
Saying they squirt every moment
Their genitals feel a breeze
It’s like I am the only male
Whose pee pee perpetually fails
Us dudes, I want us to feel together
I don’t even wanna bust for pleasure

Whenever I masturbate
Push my ass with my pickle
Feels nice to touch my prostate
So I give it a tickle
Then get help from my hotplate
While seasonin’ my cock’s taste
I put it into my jaw
I put it under a saw
Rub my hands down into paws
Then need my dick rolled in gauze
‘Cause it’s been beaten so raw
Gordon Ramsay ran his maw
And told me that his kitchen
Was no place to rub my dick in
And of course, still no semen

I cannot get this nut to crack
Like a pistacio with no crack
Try lesbian, straight, and gay porn
But my erection stays stubborn
It don’t matter what I fap to
My dick flows less than my raps do
I’m worried that I’m seeing no cum
As I look down at my bloated scrotum
And feel my dick start to go numb
And my prostate drop out my bum