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Lol well you could always move to Somalia

Okay less looting and pillaging and more bartering within a nomadic island hopping sea faring lifestyle that focuses on sustainable living, weed, beers, and karaoke parties.

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LOL you could always sign up to be Johnny Depps stunt double for the next 16 pirates of the Caribbean reboots

Have to start doing blow haha

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Lol coke and rum go well together! In fact count me in, it’s a pirates life for me too! Tortuga or Tatooine I’m down for any adventure