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I got me some mighty fine crossed appendages!! All ready to go!!

I say, sir, would you mind introducing me to said appendages? I'm sure that they'll find what I peddle quite interesting ;)

Oh yes, my thing is introductions - it would be a pleasure because I know you so well!!

And this is supported by a year and a half worth of friendship. By that I mean, really getting to know one another on a deeper level, not just some fly-by-night chit chat huzzah!

That's right sistah! By golly honk I feel as if we are connected even without the webs of inter!!

Long before the space (of the cyber kind), there are ties that bind with which they call umbilical. I do believe that we have such a bond. I do strongly believe it!

Such a thing sounds unnatural. Surely the universe would reject this?!