EDIT: Contest period has been extended! Entry now closes 1200 WAT (that's 12pm!) This afternoon 😁 (Scroll to the end for something extra)

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So there's one day every year that the world decides to go crazy. There's lots of red everywhere and you'll be forgiven to think the markets are probably crashing again. No it isn't the markets crashing neither is it a bloodbath, it's something more ridiculous. They call it the day of the lovers and they've thought it smart to celebrate this day of the lovers.

What the actual spoons, knives and fork?!

At no point in my life have I had the "fortune" (good or bad) of celebrating this so called day of lovers and this is not the reason for my perceived saltiness! I'm not salty at all! For some reason though, I always thought 2018 would be different and I'll get to have a taste of what it's like to celebrate Valentine's and add it to the already long list of yearly celebrations. I mean, I was willing to offer myself to go through all that shenanigans

But...

just like every train of thought, when you see Uncle But, just know that something drastic is around the corner. Don't say I didn't warn you!

... it seems I'll again have to skip this year and hope that 2019 will be it. BOOM! Hopes dashed! Again!

Or maybe not!

You know, I was thinking...

It's the day of lovers yeah?

Y'all write poems and letters and songs and all that on that day yeah?

And y'all know that everyone deserves to be loved yeah?

And y'all know that you love me yeah?

If you were so blessed to answer yeah to all the above questions, the next lines are for you!

#lovingfisteganos

You finally have a chance to tell that one story you've been keeping as a secret for way too long; that story about how you grew (have grown) to love the Uncle Fi.

Ok granted you might not want to address him as Uncle cos it probably makes stuff a little more awkward than it should be and no one should be subjected to too much awkwardness at a go, so you could just call him baby or whatever you're comfortable with.

Rules

As with every contest, there are rules and over here, we are very big on our rules. You have to follow them to the T! Without further ado, here are the rules:

• Content must be about your love story with @fisteganos and not with any other random soul (no one cares about how you fell in love with some random person). Tell us how you've grown to love the man (that sounds weird lol. baby boy for life).

• Content should be presented in these formats; a letter, a poem, or a song. Combine all three, and BOOM!

• Come back here to drop a link to your entry.

• Additional points for having a picture with @fisteganos.

• More points if it's not a group photo.

• Extra points if you make a video on @dtube (how else would you present your song? 😒)

• Finally, use this long ass tag as your first tag; #lovingfisteganos (yes, that's a long ass tag! plus make sure autocorrect doesn't change it to something else for you o!)

What's In It For You?

Well, picking the winner is very simple as I am too easy to please. All you need do is just make me say awwwwwwn and BOOM! you're a winner. I'll announce the winner at some point on the 14th of February.

Ok, I realise I'm still yet to tell you what's in it for you. Err...

There are many things, majority of them are classified but one thing that isn't classified is that you'll be getting 100% of the SBD 100% of the potential payout on this post as at the time of announcing the winner. I said you cos I'm assuming you'll be the winner. You see how much I believe in you?

So 100% of the SBD from this post + a mystery gift pack 😍

EDIT: Post payout will be in 7 days! That's way too long for you to wait. So instead, I'll be giving you 100% of the potential payout on this post as at the time I'm making the announcement of the winners tomorrow.

So 100% of the potential payout + a mystery gift pack 😍

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What are you still waiting for?

Entry closes at midnight! 23:59 WAT TODAY!