1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to
shut up.
.
2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
.
3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on
your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
.
- GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission.
Don’t Do It!
.
5.) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by
men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
.
6.) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most
dangerous statements a women can make to a
man. That’s okay means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when
you will pay for your mistake.
.
7.) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I
want to add in a clause here – This is true,
unless she says ‘Thanks ALOT’ – that is PURE
sarcasm, and she is not thanking you at all. DO
NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a
'WHATEVER’).
8.) WHATEVER: Is a woman’s way of saying F–
YOU!
.
9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is
something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘WHAT'S
WRONG?’
.
For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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