LOVE STORY IN STEEMIT

in #love7 years ago

STEEMIT LOVERS

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Fredie was strolling through feeds when he instantly felt attracted to the blog of a minnow named Marie. He decided to take a bold step to announce his interest to her. He buzzed her on STEEMIT chat. Here is the conversation that ensued between them;

FREDDIE: Hi Marie

MARIE: Oh! Hello.....

FREDDIE: I love to be straightforward and that's the only reason I can say what I'm about to.... If you don't mind..

MARIE: Of course, I don't mind. I see your name is Freddie with the status of a Redfish, soon to be Dolphin on here. Nice.

FREDDIE: You are a smart one. I'm glad I'm about taking a wonderful step. I like your kinds.

MARIE: Oh Freddie! You flatter me a lot. Thank you

FREDDIE : I was reading through Steemit Feeds when your blog caught my eye. I decided to check out your profile. You are beautiful and have lots of potentials. I'd love us to be in a STEEMLATIONSHIP.

MARIE: Wow. I'm really speechless. Before anything, what does your Steemwallet worth?

FREDDIE: Hahahahah... I love your steemitological approach to this. My estimated wallet account reads $10,045, $4025 in SBDs and $6020.00 in SPs. I have some saved up Steem... You needn't worry about a thing.

MARIE: I'm glad for the transparency of the cryptosystem system adopted by Steemit. I'd be sure to confirm soon.

FREDDIE: Of course dear. As a starter gift, I'd love to delegate to you 1000SPs to show I care about your STEEMVANCEMENT, if you don't mind......

MARIE: Who will mind such? Thank you so much for caring about my advancement on here. What are you doing presently?

FREDDIE: I am presently making arrangements to fly to Lisbon for the forthcoming STEEMFEST.

MARIE: That's really nice. Guess we'd meet there. I'm equally planning to be there.

FREDDIE: Would you have us leave together? I'd so much love your company!

A MONTH LATER

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Freddie has attained the status of a dolphin to-be-whale, while Marie left the minnows bot as a redfish. The steemlationship wasn't so rosy as they thought, especially with the intrusion of a third party. They both were visibly angry. Below is their arguments:

FREDDIE: I know you've been lurking around that whale for quite sometimes. I'd be a whale myself soon. What is it about him that you want me to change?

MARIE: You potentially just labelled me "a cheat"! What a good going. Of course you've been trying for me. I'm aware you just transferred me some $1500SBDs for miscellaneous but we are all looking to develop and strengthen our SPs even though there exist no competition. Why blame me for wanting to Steemcelerate?

FREDDIE: Okay. Tell me how he has helped and watch me do doubly! After all, you are the woman I love.

MARIE: He leased me $30,000 in SPs. Can you beat that?

FREDDIE: What??? Did you just say $30,000SPs?

MARIE: Yeah....

FREDDIE: Pls what's that his account name again? And I hope he's into guys.....

To be continued.......

Breakdown of some terms used
STEEMLATIONSHIP = STEEM +RELATIONSHIP
STEEMVANCEMENT = STEEM + ADVANCEMENT
STEEMCELERATE = STEEM +ACCELERATE
STEEMFEST =STEEM + FESTIVAL

I hope you enjoyed the short drama script.

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This is a brilliant post @aderonkemi I enjoyed it Steemlationship is good to be honest but one thing about steemlationship is that you can’t see the person’s face when they’re telling you about themselves. You can’t watch as they smile, and that smile can spread up into their eyes and transforms their face into one of the most beautiful things you’ve ever seen a thing that warms your heart and makes you realize you want to spend more time with the person.

Aaawww... Words from the boss himself 👏👏.... Me i want this your own definition of love o... So sweet😓

Yesooh, you can't see the face but can interpret the word.

Dream relationship please don't wake up from it

I don't want to wake up from it o 😂😂😂

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Pls I'm also looking for a whale that is into boys ooo..

Hehe I'll be waiting for the remaining part if there'll be.

This love is built on worth tho, I'm looking for steembae that's not interested in my worth. Anyone available😇😇😝😷

Hahahahah @authespian1 fear God na 😂😂😂

I was thinking he sent her 1500 steem to powerup, na even lending self, I bet he is an Igbo guys 😉

Hahahahah... This one is very strong o... Im nur there biko

U there joor no b u I dey see be hide that flower 😍

See alakoba person o...

Hope I can find such love here on steemit, although am not on steemit chat yet. Would love to be a dolphin 🐬 soon

Hahahahah... Nothing is impossible mate!

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@aderonkem, my hard earned SBD? Jesu!!! must men spend a lot to impress ladies? I believe this story will end well. @theheralds

Hahahahaha... @theheralds

You don't know if the tables would turn in series 2

"My hard earned SBD" got me reeling in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i beg make una pity us

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i hope he is into guys???

Chai

Who no like better things abeg??😂😂😂😂

Another interesting one. Why am I not a whale yet self? Make I sama this kind post correct upvote it deserves... But wait, @Freddie though... Issokay...

Aaawwwnnn... You'd become a whale bcoz of me soon enough daddy 🙈🙈🙈.... Wait do you know any Freddie? This is just a fictional character abeg o

This write up really is brilliant! There is a serious depth of creativity in it. I wish I could give u a whale upvote now
And this part especially got me cracked up

MARIE: Wow. I'm really speechless. Before anything, what does your Steemwallet worth?

Quick question is this to say that those of us seeking to get into a steemlationship can't woo u steemian lady's if we are not whales? ;)

Hahahahaha.... There are different levels of varying steemlationships. This is one part. Why dont you wait for series 2? Thanks for reading tho. I'm glad you love it

Mehn love nawao.. Make this kind love fall on my steem power

Oya whale steemlationship fall on you like that

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